Sitting on a snake.
A Montpellier snake (Couleuvre de Montpellier). A week or so ago a friend in the Pyrenees Oriental was weeding her strawberry patch in the garden and sat down to rest on a spare pile of plastic netting, fortunately quite a large pile. She suddenly felt movement under the pile and leapt up, and to her horror realised that there was a very large snake entwined in the netting, fortunately unable to react as it was so entangled in the net. Calling her husband they tried to free the animal, for which effort he was painfully bitten on the hand. They knew perfectly well that the safe place to handle (possibly venomous) snake was c...